1. Insist on following me into the bathroom when I'm, er..., "taking care of business." Then, as I am in the process, assume the "meatloaf" position (front legs tucked under, tail curled tight to the body), blink contentedly and purr. 2. Darting out from underneath/behind things to attack my feet when I've just woken up, causing me to trip and nearly break my neck. 3. Curling up directly on top of my head, preferably across my face, thus cutting off my oxygen supply (I swear, they plot my death!). 4. Barfing for no apparent reason... and not on the floor where the yuck-yuck is easily cleaned up. Oh no, smack dab in the middle of my dry-clean only king-sized comforter... Every. Single. Time. 5. Chasing non-existent bugs on the wall. Pretty Kitty will jump up and down, scrabble at the wall with her feet and growl in frustration when trying to catch the elusive buggers. 6. Excessive shedding... and we're talking enough hair to make yarn and knit a sweater with DAILY. Seriously, they're not big cats. Where does all the hair come from? 7. Yowling... suddenly. We'll all be sleeping, and BAM! That distinctive Siamese wail cuts like a knife through your soul and there's no getting back to sleep for hours. 8. Possession by the "crazies." Remember Linda Blair in the Exorcist, all head turning and eye-rolling? Now picture two cats running around unprovoked, bouncing off of furniture and the walls, ears back, eyes wide, yowling. And then suddenly stopping and pretending nothing happened. 9. Laying at my feet while I'm on the computer. Pretty Kitty is largely guilty of this. She won't sit on my lap but she'll lay at my feet like some obedient lap dog. It was endearing at first. Now I think she secretly hopes to trip me when I get up, causing me to smack my head on the corner of the futon and die. 10. Digging in my plants. The litter box is clean... why try to uproot my plants? 11. Speaking of the litter box... I swear Tai is attempting to dig a hole to China. He'll stand either in or out of the poo-box and scratch for hours. Mind you, he hasn't "taken care of business," he's just building sandcastles. 12. Laying on top of my dirty laundry. If I'm dumb enough to leave the closet door open, it's guaranteed that I will come home to find one if not both of the cats snuggled up with my smelly gym clothes. 13. Playing with my bras. Tai will hunt through my dirty laundry, pick out a bra and proceed to drag it into the middle of the living room floor and roll on it. This perverted display is most often exhibited when I have company over and ESPECIALLY if said company is of the male persuasion. |
What we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But if that drop was not in the ocean, I think the ocean would be less because of that missing drop. I do not agree with the big way of doing things.
Mother Teresa, 1975
1. Learn to surf 2. Sky dive 3. Live in a foreign country for at least a year 4. Fall in love for the last time 5. Publish a book to world wide fame 6. Purchase sizable tract of land and build a farm for rescued animals 7. Successfully grow an avocado tree 8. Learn a foreign language and be able speak it fluently 9. Hike the Appalachian Trail 10. Sail around the world 11. Pay off all my and my parents debt 12. Learn to fly a plane 13. Discover the meaning of life |
1. I have two cats (hmm... this is becoming a reoccuring theme on my Thursday Thirteens). 2. I read Sci-Fi and Fantasy. 3. After seeing a certain movie about a certain great white shark, I believed said shark lived in my lake for an entire summer... I was 8. 4. I knit... 5. Hell, I sew too! 6. I spend more time obsessing over my tomato plants then I do my hair. 7. I don't understand how my iPod works (hey, in this day of technological advances, you've GOT to be a geek to not understand the latest and greatest gadget). 8. I love cheesy 80's music. 9. I call home at least three times a week (doesn't mean anyone answers, but hey, I still call) and I'm closer to 30 than 20... 10. Rather than spend a smester abroad in Europe, I opted for India. 11. I don't own a single stitch of Lilly Pulitzer... in fact, I occasionally shop at second hand stores. 12. I've been known to stay in on a Saterday night to read a book rather than go out. 13. I collect National Geographic magazines. So there you go... I'm a bonafide geek. |
1. I am the oldest of three 2. Growing up, I wanted to become a veterinarian... until I came to my sense and decided to pursue the much more lucrative occupation of writer 3. I have two siamese cats, Tai and Pretty Kitty (I did not name her... hand to God!). This does NOT a crazy cat lady make... 4. My first car was a brown Seirra Cutlass Supreme that I bought from my grandparents for $200 5. Both my serious ex-boyfriends have/are relocating to Florida--perhaps this is the Gods above way of saying "Stay the hell out of Florida!" 6. I love horror movies, but not the gratuitous guts-n-gore kind of horror films. More like the scare-the-pants-off-you-and-make-you-think-about-the-state-of-the-world horror films 7. I am mildly obsessed with duvets... I own four completely different styles ranging from casual to frou-frou girly to neo-hippy 8. My favorite all time beverage is orange soda 9. I am a natural blond 10. I was a sorority girl (shh! Don't tell!) 11. My obsessions extend to plants, specifically succulents--I own three different jade plants, two aloe (I think), and this weird thing that just keeps getting taller 12. I have pencil lead permenantly embedded in three different spots on my body 13. I have never broken a bone or required stitches |
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